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noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss


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ashprincessmidna:

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!


My heart ugh

ashprincessmidna:

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

My heart ugh


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holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them


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harrys thirst for matty is so real he's transforming

spankingkink:

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i see no difference


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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom


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vinebox:

My typical school day

me;

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queerpoc:

liamlisten:

dsneylou:

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.

Too bad that joke isn’t funny, asshole. Go ahead and swerve back into your own fucking lane and take your irrelevant opinions elsewhere.

Oh I’m sorry tumblr user cuntyspice do you think you’re funny? Take a step back and think about what you type before you do it

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Liam singing ‘Its Getting Hot in Here’ while Harry was eating a banana - Toronto, 01/08/14


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Mom, I can’t save during a battle!
— Ancient proverb (via underworldpeace)

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.


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